Wednesday 6 July 2011

Black eyes

A guy came to work on Monday with 2 black eyes.  His boss came to him and asked him what happened to his eyes.  Then the guy said "I went to church yesterday, when everyone is stand up to sing, the lady in front of me got her dress stuck between her ass.  So, I helped the lady by pulling the dress out of her ass.  Then the lady turn back and give me a punch."
     Then the boss asked him what happened to the other eyes.  And the guy said "I figured out that the lady doesn't like the dress to be in that way, so I put it back between her ass"

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